Free Marketing E-mail Generator For Translation Agencies!

Dear sirs,

It is our pleasure to contact you in hopes of establishing a long-term partnership.

We offer highly specialized services, with a strong focus on translation, proofreading, post-editing, pre-editing, mid-editing, copywriting, SEO, marketing, DTP, CAT and more.

We are the cheapest provider you will ever find.
Indeed, we carefully choose our translators, interns from the most prestigious universities.

Rest assured that all of our translators have at least 25 years of experience, and all of them have passed our 5 tests.

Please do not hesitate to request a quote for your upcoming projects. Our sales people are working 22 hours a day to ensure fast relies.

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About the Translation Marketing E-mail Generator

If you have ever been advertising your translation services online or, even worse, if you are working for a translation agency, the above e-mail will probably feel familiar.

Even the most advanced spam filters won’t quite save us from our daily round of cheesy sales pitches, so let’s just laugh about it. Why would we complain anyway? I feel privileged to live in a world so perfect that hundreds of agencies are both the best and the cheapest ones.


“Thanks to this tool, we were able to fire our marketing interns and save a bit of cash. Their templates didn’t work anyway. Not that we are getting any more jobs now, but at least we are failing for free” TransWhatever

“We are using the generator to train our sales people, and the results are amazing. We are getting so many replies from our prospects. There’s a small bug though, as those replies only contain the word ‘UNSUBSCRIBE’. Hopefully you’ll be able to fix that soon!” Cheaplations