The Translation Job Generator v1.0!

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Dear Sir/Madam

Help me with this job please!!1

We would need you to translate some PHP and crypted Javascript files. The developers forgot to separate code from texts, but I'm sure you'll manage to sort it out.

Our standard rates are $0.02/sentence. For certification purposes, you need to have your text proofread by a third party at your own expense.
Our company policy says we need to call 3 of your current clients and ask them to fill a very long form about your services before handing you any job. Oh, and we may try to convince them to work directly with us next time.

We will send you a PO after delivery and validation by the client. Sign it and send it back with your invoice. We will pay within 80 days.

Reply within 15 minutes or I'll pass the job to someone else!

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About the Translation Job Generator

Any freelance translator who has been in business for more than a couple months is probably familiar with job requests such as the one you will find below.

Unrealistic deadlines, ridiculous rate, scandalous payment terms, processes that make non-sense, scam attempts, pathetic negotiation tactics and odd demands… A few of random sentences here are copy/pasted from actual communications, while the other are only slightly exaggerated versions of real e-mails. I also got inspiration from posts shared on translators forums and groups.

What is the purpose of this generator? I’m not sure! But I enjoy running it every once in a while, and I would love to get input from fellow translators. The more the merrier!

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