The Translation Job Generator v1.0!

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Dear %firstname%

Help me with this job please!!1

The source file contains 5,000 medical terms without definitions, covering 35 subfields.

Could you do this for half your rate? I'm a new client after all.
Please use Trados 6.5 to do this job. According to my boss' wife, this is the best tool out there.

We'll pay you once the total amount for projects done with us reaches $500, with the method of our choice.

Please reply soon or my boss will really get upset.

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About the Translation Job Generator

Any freelance translator who has been in business for more than a couple months is probably familiar with job requests such as the one you will find below.

Unrealistic deadlines, ridiculous rate, scandalous payment terms, processes that make non-sense, scam attempts, pathetic negotiation tactics and odd demands… A few of random sentences here are copy/pasted from actual communications, while the other are only slightly exaggerated versions of real e-mails. I also got inspiration from posts shared on translators forums and groups.

What is the purpose of this generator? I’m not sure! But I enjoy running it every once in a while, and I would love to get input from fellow translators. The more the merrier!

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