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Dear linguist,
I need your kind help urgently.
You will find the source file attached. I'm not sure if it's written in Japanese or Chinese, but since you're living in Korea you should be able to figure it out.
The maximum we can offer is $0.01 per word. It's indeed pretty high by the standards of over a hundred countries in the World!
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About the Translation Job Generator
Any freelance translator who has been in business for more than a couple months is probably familiar with job requests such as the one you will find below.
Unrealistic deadlines, ridiculous rate, scandalous payment terms, processes that make non-sense, scam attempts, pathetic negotiation tactics and odd demands… A few of random sentences here are copy/pasted from actual communications, while the other are only slightly exaggerated versions of real e-mails. I also got inspiration from posts shared on translators forums and groups.
What is the purpose of this generator? I’m not sure! But I enjoy running it every once in a while, and I would love to get input from fellow translators. The more the merrier!
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