The Translation Job Generator v1.0!

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To whom it may concern

I have a job for you, see details below.

We need the translation for this 110-page marketing PowerPoint file. The deadline is ASAP (ideally earlier). And be careful with the layout please.

The text is not that difficult, and we think $10/1,000 words would be a reasonable rate here.
Please note that you will be asked to explain any translation differing too much from what MT says.

We will pay in cash, after conversion in Greenlandic krones.

Please reply with your CV, I'm sending this to a good hundred translators, so it's hard to keep track of things.

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About the Translation Job Generator

Any freelance translator who has been in business for more than a couple months is probably familiar with job requests such as the one you will find below.

Unrealistic deadlines, ridiculous rate, scandalous payment terms, processes that make non-sense, scam attempts, pathetic negotiation tactics and odd demands… A few of random sentences here are copy/pasted from actual communications, while the other are only slightly exaggerated versions of real e-mails. I also got inspiration from posts shared on translators forums and groups.

What is the purpose of this generator? I’m not sure! But I enjoy running it every once in a while, and I would love to get input from fellow translators. The more the merrier!

Testimonials

The Translation Job Generator is making the world a better place. See what specialists say about it:

“Thanks to the training provided by this tool, I got my first translation project! Better still, I will receive the payment as soon as I reimburse the extra amount my client sent by mistake” Simon Key, freelance translator

“This generator is so efficient that our income doubled since we started using it” translation.dreams23@gmail.com, Nigeria

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“An excellent training tool for our project managers!” TravOdd

“With a little customization, the generator can be used in various industries. Our clients include shoe-making factories and circuses from all over the world” WhoopiNut, Recruitment agency