The Translation Job Generator v1.0!

Here is the job of your dreams! Apply now!

Dear linguist,

We have a project only you can do.

There's this small book (20 pages) we'd need within the next hour - 2 hours might be acceptable.

The text is not that difficult, and we think $10/1,000 words would be a reasonable rate here.
Before you get started, please print, sign and scan every page of the following documents: Service agreement, Registration form, NDA (all 15 pages), SLA, FAQ, HTML

Before we can pay you, don't forget to send us a certificate of residency, a tax exemption form, copies of your certificates and a scan of your passport.

Come back to me with your CV and lowest best rates

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About the Translation Job Generator

Any freelance translator who has been in business for more than a couple months is probably familiar with job requests such as the one you will find below.

Unrealistic deadlines, ridiculous rate, scandalous payment terms, processes that make non-sense, scam attempts, pathetic negotiation tactics and odd demands… A few of random sentences here are copy/pasted from actual communications, while the other are only slightly exaggerated versions of real e-mails. I also got inspiration from posts shared on translators forums and groups.

What is the purpose of this generator? I’m not sure! But I enjoy running it every once in a while, and I would love to get input from fellow translators. The more the merrier!

Testimonials

The Translation Job Generator is making the world a better place. See what specialists say about it:

“Thanks to the training provided by this tool, I got my first translation project! Better still, I will receive the payment as soon as I reimburse the extra amount my client sent by mistake” Simon Key, freelance translator

“This generator is so efficient that our income doubled since we started using it” translation.dreams23@gmail.com, Nigeria

“The Translation Job Generator created a new market: Clients outsourcing to agencies outsourcing to agencies outsourcing to agencies posing as translators outsourcing to leads made possible by the generator” TransBigword

“An excellent training tool for our project managers!” TravOdd

“With a little customization, the generator can be used in various industries. Our clients include shoe-making factories and circuses from all over the world” WhoopiNut, Recruitment agency

Anthony Teixeira

Anthony Teixeira - Professional English to French IT/Software/Video game translator
E-mail: contact@at-it-translator.com

Contact form - Freelance translation services
As an IT professional and an experienced independent translator and proofreader, I can help you with all your localization needs. My services cover various types of texts, from software UI to technical user manuals.

Quality, punctuality and professionalism are my values. I make the most of them to ensure your projects succeed in French-speaking markets.

You can ask me for a free quote or send me your questions anytime: you will get a reply within a day in most cases.